btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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