Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
literally had 100 drinks last night.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I wear drunk well.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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