I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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