: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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