PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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