Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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