He disabled his match.com account in front of me
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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