So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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