It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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