i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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