Apparently you make a good broom.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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