summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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