And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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