Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
