found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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