The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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