problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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