Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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