you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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