Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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