So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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