I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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