its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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