just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
