at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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