The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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