i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
She announced her abortion via fbk
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
