I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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