very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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