I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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