He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
