That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
