oh god the rape fog is back!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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