Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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