i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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