whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
