BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
zippers are such a cool invention
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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