And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Randomize
