my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
When are your genitals available?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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