bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I am one with the molecules
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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