hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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