You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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