Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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