My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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