Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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