So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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