I'm really into asian looking animals
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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