normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I have fence marks all over my body
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
