Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
