nut hugger
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize