okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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