He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm too high and old for this...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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